Day: May 30, 2014

* We subscribe to two daily papers. Once we went away for two weeks vacation and forgot to stop delivery. On our return, a neighbor told me he had taken care of the problem. “Thanks Paul,” I said, “did you cancel them?” “No,  I’m no fool,” he replied. “I canceled mine.”

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench one night talking and one says to the other “Which do you think his farther away Florida or the moon?” The other Blond turns and says “Hellooooo, can you see Florida?”

* While on trip we stopped at the diner in a little town named Searchlight, Nevada. It was way off the beaten path and away from the bright lights of Reno and Las Vegas. When the waitress came over for our order, I asked her where I could find a newspaper. She replied, “Honey, just sit over there at the counter and you will hear everything you need to know.”