Day: June 2, 2014

* One Orlando, Florida, man’s counterfeiting scheme was really bogus because he decided to print several million Polish zlotys, the total worth of not more than $300. What put their black market operation in the red was the fact the printing equipment  he purchased to counterfeit zlotys cost him $19,000.

@ A gravitationally enhanced woman struggled to make her  way up the stairs to get into the city cable car. She looked at the man waiting behind her and snapped, “If you were half a man you would help me into this car.” He responded, “If you were half a woman you would not need any help getting on this bus.”

# “How do you make an Englishman happy in his old age?” “Tell him jokes when he is still young.”