Day: June 12, 2014

*The airline captain stood by the door as the passengers exited after suffering though a pretty bumpy landing. The man next to me was a college professor and as he went by the pilot and commented, “In my profession, I would give that landing a grade of C.” The pilot responded, “Professor in my line of work landings are not a graded course, they are pass/fail.”

# An East German and a West German were fishing on opposite sides of the river. The West German was pretty steadily pulling in fish after fish wile Communist just watched and wiggled his line occasionally. Finally, he yelled across, “Why are you catching fish after fish and on this side I am not getting a nibble?” The West German thought for a minute and said “Maybe on that side they are afraid to open their mouths.”

A certain nobleman had a chauffeur who was violently opposed to the capitalistic system and who devoted most of his spare time attending meetings listening to the communist theories. The employer was tolerant because the Chauffeur was diligent in the performance of his duties. Suddenly it turned out the chauffeur stopped going to meetings and after several weeks the boss became curious enough to ask the reason. “At the last meeting I attended” said the good worker “it was proved that if all the wealth in the country were divided equally among all people to share  each person would get 120,000 francs”  “So what.” asked the employer. “Well, I already have 200,000 francs in my IRA..”