Day: July 1, 2014

* Did you have a natural childbirth? Why? Do you have natural surgery or natural dentistry? I had a Jewish delivery: they knocked me out at the first pain and didn’t wake me up until the hairdresser showed.

# The teacher took her class to the zoo. They stopped before the Lions cage as he decided to stretch and let go a mighty roar. One of the boy’s asked, “Miss Smith, you see that big mouth on the lion? If the lion would eat you up, what bus should we get on to get back to school without you?”

@ Everything is changing again. The public is taking their comedians seriously and think their politicians are a joke.