July 3 Humor
* The trouble with banks is that the person who writes the advertising is not the same one that loans you the money.
# A man was telling friends how First Aid classes had prepared him for an emergency. “I saw woman hit by a car” he said. “She had a broken arm, a twisted knee and a skull fracture.” “How horrible.” “What did you do?” “Thanks to my first aid training I knew just how to handle it. I sat on the curb and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting.”
* “What was you last job?” the the interviewer asked. “I cleaned out the bank.” the interviewer asked, “Were you the janitor or the president?”