Day: July 8, 2014

* The head of our local air ambulance service, Vern, was manning the information booth at the county fair. An elderly woman approached him and said, “I live across the street from the community hospital.” Burton cringed because for years the only helicopter pad was on the street in front of the hospital. He was sure she was going to complain about the headache that helicopter made going in and out. The lady said, “I’m so glad to finally get to meet you and thank you so very much for all the times you saved me from having to rake my lawn.”

Three young ladies went on a little vacation together. They all worked in the same office. They decided to go horseback riding together. Once they were on the trail one of the girls pulled up and said, “Do you realize this horse makes more per hour than I do.”

@ Why is it that people are so delighted and amazed when they see a whale leap from the ocean and crash back into the water, but I do one belly flop in the pool and suddenly I’m a jerk?