Day: July 11, 2014

@ Three men ran into the streets after robbing a Santa Anna, California store and like the horse thieves of the old Western movies fired their weapons in the air in celebration. When the men saw an approaching police car, one robber quickly thrust his gone into his pants and the gun went off. He shot himself in the genitals.

“Well, old timer tell me please what do you attribute your great health to?”  The old Farmer leaned back and replied,  “I reckon I had a good start on most people because I was born before germs were discovered and thereby had a lot less to worry about.”

@ A robbery duo in Michigan entered a music store and spastically waved their pistols around. The first robber shouted, “Nobody move.” In a second, in the corner of his eye he noticed a motion, he turned and fired, shooting his fidgety partner.