July 28 Humor
Every morning at our group coffee break we listened to the kitchen misadventures of our newlywed colleague. We all tried to pitch in with some advice and recipes. One day, she asked us for step by step instructions to prepare sweet potatoes which was one of her new husband’s requests. She said, “I have finally been able to make them sweet, now how do I make them orange?”
# How many lives does a cat having metric countries?
@ A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.
@ A man entered a restaurant at closing time, pushed the gun in the cook’s face, demanded all the money and 10 hamburgers to go. The cook explained that the grill was turned off it and would take 10 minutes for it to heat up enough to start cooking. He said he was hungry and would wait. A passerby saw the robbery in progress and alerted the police, two all beef paddy wagons came.