August 1 Humor
@ Hypochondriac that I am, I constantly log on to the Internet to self diagnose my latest ailment. But even I knew it was time to lighten up the day I typed in the keywords for liver disorders. That led me to a medical site. With growing alarm, I realized I had each of the first seven symptoms. Suddenly, I felt much better when I came to symptom number eight: “The feeling of lethargy- No longer enjoys romping and wagging its tail.”
# While taking the census I called a woman who refused to state her age. I told her I was permitted by law to ask the question. “I guess 85 is about right,” I said, I pretended to write it on the form. “Don’t you dare,” snapped the woman. “I’m only 68.”
* Two young men were riding the cable car from work and Pete noticed Mike had his eyes tightly closed as the car stopped and started and rolled along. Pete asked Mike. “What is the matter, don’t you feel well?” Mike replied, “I feel OK. It is just that I cannot bear to see a woman standing.”