Day: August 3, 2014

* I was a machine repairman for a copier company and one of our customers was a nudist colony. I was eventually sent there to fix a machine. I was greeted at the front gate by a man wearing only tennis shoes and a smile. I asked, “What seems to be the problem?”  He replied, “The copier is streaking.”

* Barbie just turned 65, can you imagine how much money the country would have saved if Barbie would have been a nudist.

@ Do you know how Columbus discovered America? He was drawn to the lights from the Indian casinos.