Day: August 5, 2014

* A husband was excitedly calling the relatives to give them the good news of their newborn babies.  He called his mother-in-law and told her, “We have twins.”  She was a little hard of hearing and asked, “Could you repeat that.”  He answered, “I doubt it, I was surprised it happened the first time.”

* And impetuous student negotiated date with a pair of Siamese twins one night. When he got home his roommate asked to do have a good time he replied “yes and no.”

# My brother was alarmingly me by speeding through a red light. I  said “What if the traffic cameras are watching you?” “Stop worrying”. he sighs, “It doesn’t matter if they are watching or not,” he assured me  ” I dont have license plates yet.”