August 6 Humor

* The Leading executioner in Saudi Arabia says he likes his job and has no trouble sleeping at night. That’s good, listen, when the job stops being fun!

@ Our son-in-law, who is Japanese, hosted a dinner for the family at a local Japanese restaurant. When we picked up our chopsticks, he asked the waiter for fork. “You’re Japanese,” commented my nephew. “Why are you the only one not using chopsticks?”  With a laugh, my son in law replied, “I like to show off how well I can eat with a fork.”

Shortly after returning home from a trip to Sea world in Florida, a friend when shopping for swimsuits with her children. When she emerged from the dressing room in a contrasting black and white suit, her four-year-old son, CJ, and exclaimed his approval: “Oh, mommy, I love it. You look just like Shamu.”