Day: August 11, 2014

@ Two teenagers were in the mall and they purchased a box or herbal tea. They looked at the box and had an idyllic scene with mountains in the distance surrounding a lake. The first girl said to the second, “that would be a wonderful place to live.” The other chimed in, “only if there was a mall nearby.”

@ My wife and I were strolling through the mall and she stopped to look at some trinket on one of the kiosks. As I stood there a good-looking young girl walked by in a very form fitting dress and I watched her coming and going. My ears perked up when I heard my wife ask., “Was that worth the trouble you are in now?”

# Early in my career as a judge, I conducted hearings for those involuntarily committed to our state psychiatric hospital. On my first day, I asked a man at the door of the hospital, “Can you tell me where the court room is?”  “Why?” He asked.    “I’m the judge.” Pointing to the building, he whispered, “Don’t tell them that, they’ll never let you out.”