Day: August 12, 2014

* Trying to get a word in edgewise with her was like trying thread the needle on a sewing machine while it is running.

@ A man had been treated for a long time to eliminate his belief that he had a horse inside him. After years of therapy, the only option left was to have an “operation” to remove the horse. So they took the man to the hospital and put him under. When he awoke the doctor was all smiles and said “You don’t have to worry anymore” and showed the man a picture of the horse they had just taken out of him.  The man was in shock and protested, “Doc, you screwed up, that horse is an appaloosa,  I swallowed a white horse.”

# I had a cosmic experience walking through the supermarket yesterday. I kept hearing a faint voice calling, “Water… Water.” I followed the whisper to the spot where they shelved the Kool Aid.