Day: August 19, 2014

* Fred: “When I was 20 I made up my mind to get rich.”   Karl: “But you never became rich.”    Fred: “No. I decided it was easier to change my mind.”

# Early in my career as a judge, I conducted hearings for those involuntarily committed to our state psychiatric hospital. On my first day, I asked a man at the door of the hospital, “Can you tell me where the court room is?” “Why?” he asked.    “I’m the judge.” Pointing to the building, he whispered, “Don’t tell them that, they’ll never let you out.”

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luke: ‘There, now I reckon I’m about ready for vacation. Only this year I’m going to do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earleen got pregnant. And two years ago, you tell me to go to the Bahamas, and Earleen got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earleen didn’t get pregnant again, but not this year.”  Luther asks, “So what will you do this year that’s different,? Billy Bob?”  “This year, I’m taking Earleen with me.”