Day: August 22, 2014

* The Mona Lisa is deteriorating. It’s warped and buckling. Don’t worry, they’re going to have a crew repair it. It’s the same team that worked on Cher.

A modern artist finally got his painting into a prestigious gallery and was bragging to his friend about the great acceptance this portended for him. When they went to the gallery the friend was shocked to see that his masterpiece was hung upside down. He rushed to grab the artist and tell him of the error, but the artist explained, “don’t say anything, the committee would not accept it the other way.”

* Every time I look at the picture of Whistler’s mother I think how lucky we are to be waiting for the cable guy to show up.