Day: August 25, 2014

While talking on the phone to my son, JJ, who was in his dorm room, I could hear classical music in the background. JJ has eclectic musical taste, which ranges from rap to heavy metal. Still I commented, “I’m happy that you and your roommates are listening to such good music.” “Don’t get too excited, mom.” he replied. “It’s only a Bugs Bunny cartoon.”

* Did you hear that they’re starting to make James Bond movies again but now they’ll probably have to use politically correct names for women like, “Brains of plenty.”

A coworker stormed into my friend’s office yelling, “Did you tell Joan I was a witch?” Stunned, my friend sputtered, “No, I don’t know how she found out.”