Day: August 29, 2014

* Speaker: “I have been allotted only ten minutes for this topic and I don’t know where to begin.” One of the crowd called out, “Begin at the ninth minute.”

* Upon entering the room of a hotel a woman recognized a prominent government official pacing up and down the floor and asked what he was doing. He said he was getting ready to give a speech. She asked, “Do you usually get this nervous before talking to large crowd” He denied the allegation, “I never get nervous.”   “In that case”,  she inquired “What are you doing in the ladies room?”

After reading about our local senator holding a record breaking filibuster, our young daughter became intrigued with the idea. She announced, “When I grow up, I want to run for the senate and be the greatest flabbergaster of all time.”