Day: September 3, 2014

@ The emergency room was full and one of the X-ray machines broke which meant the line was twice as long for the remaining one. As is walked past a man with a broken leg, lying on a gurney waiting for the X-ray, He asked when he would get treated and I just gave him a mumbled “We are doing the best we can” and kept on walking. Later, I was the one to push him into the X-ray room and he asked, “Do you develop the pictures here or are you sending them out.”.

A woman in our town called the police department and complained, “People are speeding on our street. Endangering the lives of children walking to school.” The next morning she herself was stopped for speeding. “But, officer,” she said, “I’m the person called yesterday to tell the police about the speeders.” “Well then, ma’am,” he replied handing her a ticket, “you should be really happy we caught one.”

A man came into the bank to get a loan. He went up to the teller and asked,” Who arranges for loans?”   “I’m sorry sir,” the teller told him,  “that the loan arranger is out to lunch.” “Alright,” said the man. “May I speak to Tonto?”