Day: September 15, 2014

I was part of the crew on a very long commercial flight; we had on board an irate first-class passenger who could not be pleased.   “I’m going to have your job,” he finally exploded at one of the flight attendants. “Sir,” she replied politely, “you’re going to love it. You meet the nicest people.”

* As we were preparing for a fishing trip, my husband looked at me lovingly. “What’s on your mind?” I asked. “Oh,” he replied, “I was just thinking what great lures your ear rings would make.”

* A man who will sit all day on a stinky pier waiting for the fish to bite will come home and get upset if his wife is 10 minutes late with dinner.