Day: September 22, 2014

* Once during the Lincoln Douglas Debates, Abe was accused of being two faced, Without hesitation he replied, “If I was really two faced, would I be wearing this one?”

@ One of the display freezers in our store broke and we quickly removed all the product from the shelves and moved it to the back room freezer. A customer came in and started reading the sign on the display case out loud. “Low Cholesterol, Low Sodium, Reduced fat. Ice cream” Only then did he notice there was nothing in the case. He muttered, “I knew it was too good to be true,” and stomped off.

A young man came home from school proudly telling his Dad he got a part in the school play. The dad asked, “What part do you play?”  The son explained he was to be the part of a man that was married for 25 years.  The father tried to give him some benevolent advice. “That is a good start son, maybe next year you will get a speaking part.”