Day: September 23, 2014

* The Psychiatrist said, “Congratulations you are cured.” The patient replied, “Some cure, before I was Julius Caesar and ruled the world, now I am a nobody.”

@ Never pick a fight with an ugly person; they’ve got nothing to lose.

Every morning at our group coffee break we listened to the kitchen misadventures of our newlywed colleague.  We all tried to pitch in with some advice and recipes.  One day, she asked us for step by step instructions to prepare sweet potatoes which was one of her new husband’s requests. She said, “I have finally been able to make them sweet, now how do I make them orange?”