Day: September 24, 2014

* The airline captain stood by the door as the passengers exited after suffering through a pretty bumpy landing. The man next to me was a college professor and as he went by the pilot and commented, “In my profession, I would give that landing a grade of C.” The pilot responded, “Professor, in my line of work landings are not a graded course, they are pass/fail.”

A man used the ATM and when he picked up his cash, he sneezed twice. The woman behind him in line said, “You must be allergic to money.” “No,”  he replied, “I am just having withdrawal symptoms.”

One man complained to his fellow, “You know that the bakery gave me a phony $20 bill this morning. You cannot trust anybody these days.”  His buddy asked, “Let me see it?”   “I can’t. I passed it at the gas station later this morning.”