September 9 Humor
* Lincoln worked for his education, he walked 12 miles to school and 12 miles back home every day. No matter whether rain, or snow, or hail. No school bus, no federal lunch program. Man what a lousy PTA that school must have had.
* Did you notice how they say George Washington never told a lie but they never make the same claim about Lincoln. Do you think this has anything to do with his being a lawyer?
* Lincoln called in two senators to discuss who he should choose as the Indian commissioner. Lincoln outlined his criteria to the senators: The commissioner should be pure minded, moral, a Christian man, frugal and self sacrificing”. The senator responded, “You won’t find him in Washington’. Lincoln asked “Why not”.” The senator replied “because he died about 1800 years ago.”