September 27 Humor
* Times are changing, camping is not what used to be. “Hey Honey, I’m going to get some firewood, do you have change for a $20?”
My partner and I were in our patrol car and we were dispatched to break up a domestic dispute. We spoke with the couple, the problem was quickly resolved. While leaving, I was admiring the craftsmanship of the turn-of-the-century home and reached for I thought was the front door. Realizing my mistake, I was turning away in embarrassment when I heard my partner say, “and if you have any more problems will be in your closet.”