Day: October 28, 2014

* The lawyer questioned the witness at a misdemeanor trial. “Just because a man is on his hands and knees in the middle of the street, does that prove he is drunk?” The policeman replied, “No sir, it does not prove that he was drunk, but this guy was trying to roll up the white line.”

* A Romanian man is in the hospital getting drunk and swallowing 120 coins on on bet. The doctors are monitoring his situation and so far they say, “No change yet.”

@ Mrs. Mather was going to be returning home tomorrow ending her visit with her daughter. She asked her son in law if he knew what time the plane left tomorrow. He replied looking at this watch, “Sixteen hours, seventeen minutes and thirty seconds from now.”