Day: November 27, 2014

Our eldest daughter, Ann, invited her college roommate to join our large family for Thanksgiving dinner. As families sometimes do, we got into a lively argument over a trivial subject until we remembered we had a guest in our midst. There was an immediate, embarrassed silence. “Please don’t worry about me,” she said. “I was brought up in a family too.”

Searching through a freezer full of turkeys for Thanksgiving the lady could not find one large enough. She called over to the clerk and pointing to the turkeys asked “Do they get any bigger?” He looked at her and replied, “No lady, They are dead.”

A blonde is sick of being labeled a “dumb blonde” so goes to the hairdressers to buy a brunette wig. “How much are they?” she asks.”$55 plus the tax”” replies the hairdresser. “Forget the tax,” she replies, “I’ll use glue..”