Day: December 4, 2014

* Boxing coach: “You did a terrible job out there. If I were as big as you, I would be the heavyweight champion of the world.” Boxer: “Why didn’t you become the lightweight champion?”

In Alaska there came a question from a young Polar bear to his dad, “I am 100% Polar Bear?” “Of course son you are all Polar bear. I am 100% Polar bear and my parents were 100% and you mother is pure bred and her parents were purebred Polar Bear as well. Why do you ask?” The baby bear said, “Because I am cold.”

The husband explained to his wife. “Sorry, I forgot your birthday dear, but even George Washington does not get to celebrate on the exact day.”