Day: December 9, 2014

* We subscribe to two daily papers. Once we went away for two weeks vacation and forgot to stop delivery. On our return, a neighbor told me he had taken care of the problem. “Thanks Paul,” I said “did you cancel them?”  “No,  I’m no fool,” he replied. “I canceled mine.”

* My neighborhood was so tough: We had criminals attacking people with chewed off shotguns. The school newspaper had an obituary column.

I am not very energetic. I hope to be married some day so I can stop exercising.