January 9th Jokes
* While on trip we stopped at the diner in a little town named Searchlight Nevada. It was way off the beaten path and away from the bright lights of Reno and Las Vegas. When the waitress came over for our order, I asked her where I could find a newspaper. She replied, “Honey, just sit over there at the counter and you will hear everything you need to know.”
*The society matron was distraught and sought consolation from her maid. “Marie, I believe my husband is having an affair with his secretary.” “Damn, I don’t believe it,” said the maid. “You’re just saying that to make me jealous.”
Always be aware that there are those who are less fortunate. I mean, there are probably kids in Africa who still use an iPhone 4.
I think my iPhone is broken….I pushed the home button and I’m still at work.