January 11th Jokes
* A man came to the doctor’s office complaining of a general malaise. The doctor began to question him about his habits. “Do you smoke?” ‘No.” “Do you drink a lot?” “Nope” “Do you keep late hours?” “No sir.” The Doc rubbed his chin and asked, “How can I cure you if you have no vices to give up?”
* A salesman rang the bell and a suburban home. The door was opened by a nine-year-old boy puffing on a long black cigar. Hiding his amazement, salesman asked the young man, “Is your mother home?” The boy took the cigar out of his mouth .flicked the ashes on the floor and asked, “What do you think?”
@ My granddaughter Shelley was given a used car by her parents and her 16th birthday. Much to her frustration, her father insisted she learned to change a flat tire before he turned over the keys. Eventually Shelley got it right and was permitted to drive to school. One afternoon after class, she discovered she had a flat. Putting up her long hair up in a hat, slipping on her gloves she set about putting on the spare tire. But the time she finished, she attracted a small, admiring audience. That night three young men from the school called and asked her for a date.