January 23rd Jokes
* A man was visiting the northern peninsula of Michigan talk with one of the farmers of the region. He said, “It must get really, really cold up here in the winter, I don’t see how you can stand to be in the cold and dark for so many months.” The farmer answered, “We don’t even try anymore, We go South for the winter.” “Oh, you go to Florida?” “No, said the Farmer, “to Cleveland.”
* In Alaska there came a question from a young Polar bear to his dad, “I am 100% Polar Bear?” “Of course son you are all Polar bear. I am 100% Polar bear and my parents were 100% and you mother is pure bred and her parents were purebred Polar Bear as well. Why do you ask?” The baby bear said, “Because I am cold.”
@ John Smith had the misfortune to be a witness to an armed robbery. The police came and began to take statements. The investigating officer approached him and asked his name. He answered, “John Smith.” The cop replied, “Cut the comedy and give me your name.” “All right,” John replied put me down as Winston Churchill.” The cop said, “That’s more like it, you cannot pull that John Smith crap on me.”