January 26th Jokes
* A patient at the dental office where I was a receptionist stopped by my desk to pay her bill. She began rummaging through her purse, as so many patients did when they had a check to write. “Do you need a pen?” I asked, offering her the use of mine. “Yes, thank you,” she replied. She took the pen, put it in her purse and proceeded to pay in cash.
@ My husband was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, I was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open and he murmured, “You’re beautiful.” Then later, I continued reeading and he drifted back to sleep. Later he woke up and said, “you’re cute.” “What happened to beautiful?” I asked him. “The drugs are wearing off,” he replied.