January 27th Jokes
* A Columbus, Ohio criminal thought he had found the perfect person to rob. Heck, he would not even have to wear a mask. The would-be robber had targeted a blind man, thinking he would be an easy mark. The robber knew the victim was blind, but didn’t know the blind man was a state wrestling champion. When the robber tried to strong-arm his victim he found himself flipping through the air, being slammed roughly to the ground, and held in a half nelson until police arrived.
* Name calling and profanity are not tolerated at our Texas junior high school so I was concerned when a student complained that another student had called him the “E” word. I couldn’t even think of one. “What E word did he call you?” I asked. He lowered his face voice and eyes and muttered, “idiot”.
One member of the bridge club was wearing a gold locket on a chain around her neck. “That’s lovely,” another player said. “Do keep a more memento in it?” “I have a lock of my husband’s hair,” replied the first woman. “Oh, but your husband is still alive.” “Yes”, said the first lady, “but his hair is gone.”