Day: January 28, 2015

@ I called the temp agency looking for work, and they ask if I had any phone skills.  I responded, ” I called you didn’t I?”

A blond gets a new cell phone from her husband.  The next day she goes to Wal-mart and her phone rings, so she answers it.  It was her husband. He says, “How’s the new cell phone?”  She replied, “Great…but how did you know I was at Wal-mart?”

* My wife, Diane, was chatting with her brother, Charles, a business executive who had retired last year. While discussing the joys of his new leisure time, Charles remarked that he had been compelled to give up skiing, a sport he enjoyed for many years.   “Afraid of injuries?” Diane asked.    “Well, now I am,” he responded. “Before, I could drag a cast into work and still do my job, but now I’d be messing up my golf game.”