Day: February 3, 2015

* During the busy tax season my accountant puts in long hours, but since he works at home he takes quick naps during the day. One day I phoned over there and his wife answered. I asked her, “when can he return my call?”  She responded, “I don’t know he is sleeping between two clients right now.”

Nobody likes taxes, but they’ve been around forever. Taxes date back all the way back to the year one, when baby Jesus was visited by two wise men and an IRS agent, who demanded half the family’s frankincense.

“The IRS says it’s been getting death threats since the health care bill passed because the IRS is going to be the ones in charge of implementing it. They say the threats people are making to the IRS are so bad, that they are actually hindering the IRS’s ability to threaten people.”