February 16th Jokes
* My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf boyfriend. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
* For two years I managed a group of musicians who proudly labeled themselves “The loudest rock-and-roll band in LA.” One night, during a particularly rowdy and raucous rehearsal, they took a break. Rubbing one ear the lead singer asked, “Hey, are you guys losing your hearing?” The bass player shrugged and pointed to his forehead in reply and said, “Maybe just a little on top.”
@ Have you ever noticed that in the old monster movies that no matter how slow the mummy walks it still always catches the girl?