Day: March 5, 2015

*A little Russian girl answered the door, the man asked to see her father. “I’m sorry he is not home now,” she replied, “but he’ll be back in eight hours 40 minutes and 23 seconds.”   “Wow, how can you be so exact?”   “He is a cosmonaut orbiting the Earth.”  “How about your mother?”   “No she’s not here either.”   “And when will she be back?” “Who knows,” the girl answered. “She went to buy bread.”

@ Three economists went hunting and came across a large deer:  The first economist fired but missed by a meter to the left. The second fired but missed by a meter to the right. The third economist didn’t fire at all but shouted in triumph, “We got it, we got it.”

#  My boss’ wife was exasperated with her sister, who always bought unreliable cars and then called Sherry to bail her out of the mechanical breakdown situations. One day Sherry got a call from her sister looking for a ride from her latest incident. Sherry asked, “What happened this time?” “The brakes went out,” came the reply. “Where are you now?” Sherry asked. “I am in the Walgreen’s at Pearl and Bagley,” came the reply. “And where is the car now?” “It is in here with me.”