March 7th Jokes
* A woman made a right hand turn from the left lane and collided with another car. The driver of the other car angrily asked, “Why lady didn’t you signal you were going to turn?” She did not hesitate for a moment and answered, “Mister, I always turn here.”
* When my friend spotted a blind man and his guide dog at a crosswalk, she stopped her car and waved them on. “Oh, Cynthia,” I said, “he can’t see you.” “I know that,” she said indignantly. “I was waving the dog on.”
My husband has an annoying habit of looking for snacks and going through the refrigerator while I am preparing supper. One night he had gone through the refrigerator shelves twice while I was bustling around the kitchen. When he came back the third time I told him. “Nothing in there is any different than it was a minute ago when you looked.” He responded “I know that, but this time I have lowered my standards.”