March 29th Jokes
* What do the bottom of the Coke bottles in Poland say? Open other end.
@ A reporter was interviewing Sir Winston Churchill. “What do you say, sir,” he asked, “to the prediction that in the year 2020 women will be ruling the world?” Churchill smiled his wise old cherub smile, “They still will, eh?”
# Some Georgia boys went to Minnesota to go ice fishing, after setting up the tent, they started to cut a hole in the ice. As they pulled the cord on the chainsaw they heard a voice from above, “There are no fish under this ice.” When they pulled the starter cord again the same voice and tone said, “There are no fish under this ice.” “Is that you God,” asked the Texan. “No, this is the rink announcer, there are no fish under this ice.”