September 8th Humor
# My 17 year old niece was looking for a job so her mother scoured the want ads with her. “Here’s one, a couple are looking for someone to watch their two kids and do light housekeeping.” “Hellooo” said my niece, rolling her eyes. “I can’t take that job. I don’t know anything about lighthouses.”
# Women have better best friends than men do. Because man’s best friend is a dog and a girls best friend is a diamond and a diamond does not make a mess on the rug.
The judge asked the bailiff, “What crime has this man committed?” The bailiff said, “He was a witness when a perp robbed a store and killed the owner. We are holding him as a witness.” The judge asked, “And where is the killer?” the Bailiff explained, “he is out on bail.”