September 23rd Humor
* The Psychiatrist said, “Congratulations you are cured.” The patient replied, “Some cure, before I was Julius Caesar and ruled the world, now I am a nobody.”
I was in Navy boot camp and the food was not at all like at home. Mostly I ate all the snacks and glasses of milk. One day I went through the chow line and all I had was a big piece of cake on my tray. One of the cooks eyed that and asked, “Would you like two pieces of cake sailor?” I eagerly said, “Yes.” With that the cook leaned over took his knife and cut my cake in half.
One afternoon one of my college students stopped by after class. On my desk was a coffee mug with the Weight Watchers logo emblazoned on it. He stopped looked at it, then looked at me and said, “My mom used to go there. It did not help her either.”