September 29th Humor
@ When the San Francisco police hauled a man into court for driving in a two person minimum carpool lane, the man claimed his dog, riding shotgun, as a passenger. The motorist added that he was partially blind and the dogs barking warned him of approaching cars.
@ On a fishing trip in Maine, my companions and I parked in front of the small general store in the town. After having some lunch, we came out to find a policeman placing a parking ticket on our windshield. “You parked are in a No Parking zone,” the policeman said. “We didn’t see the sign,” someone protested. “No you didn’t,” replied the officer. “It is out being repainted, but everyone knows this is a No parking Zone.”
Maybe this is why Pete Rose isn’t in the Hall of Fame: “Pete was probably sitting in some bar and told this guy he wouldn’t make the Hall of Fame.” “That’s crazy,” the guy replies, “Of course, you can get in. Look at all the records you set.” “I’ll bet you a million bucks I don’t get elected.”