October 5th Humor
Move election day to April 15th. Pay your taxes and hold elections on the same day. See if any of those duplicitous leeches would get reelected if we had to pay their salaries on the same day we voted for them.
* After dieting and exercising for a few weeks, I measured myself and was delighted to see I had lost 4 inches. When my husband came home that night I told him. “Gee, honey,” he said “what does that make you now four foot 11?”
@ Each year Army reserve officers from every walk of life soldier during their two-week annual training. As an active duty officer during one such training at Fort Jackson, South Carolina I was having trouble getting a lesson across to a reservist. “Look,” I said, “it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to get this right.” The reservist stopped, looked straight at me and replied, “but I am a rocket scientist.”