October 16th Humor
* As newlyweds, my husband and I rented a townhouse in a large complex. Concerned about a leak in the upstairs bathroom I called the manager several times, but to no avail. Finally, my husband reached him and explaining the seriousness of the problem said, “My wife is afraid the bathtub will fall through to the kitchen.” “Oh, no,” the manager quickly replied. “The bathtub falls into the living room.”
@ Edison spent years trying to invent an electric light bulb. After thousands of failed attempts he ran into the house from his laboratory and up the stars shouting, carrying his invention. He ran into the bedroom of his sleeping wife and exclaimed, “I’ve done it, I’ve done it.” She rolled over, looked at him and said, “Will you please turn that light off and come to bed.”
Wife: “Honey, did you notice? I bought a new toilet brush.” Husband: “Yes, I did, but I still prefer the paper.”