October 30th Humor
@ When a tornado hit our shopping mall, my friend Greg and I were worried about his parents, who owned a store in the complex. We hopped into my banged up, rusty Pinto and made our way out there. It looked like a war zone. Cars were torn apart and the news crews and the firemen were running all over. After checking on Greg’s parents we left the chaotic scene. That night on a TV newscast about the tornado, the female announcer said, “and here’s a sample of some of the damage done to the vehicles in the parking lot.” The camera moved in for a close-up of my Pinto.
# The reason New Yorkers are depressed, because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
On a very windy day, I was driving to my assignment as a home health care worker. Suddenly a woman — dashed in the street, apparently chasing a small furry dog. Before I could stop, it ran right under my wheels. Through my tears I tried to tell the woman how sorry I was. The woman said, ” Honey, don’t cry, my best wig is still at home.”