Day: November 12, 2015

* While a lady tried to park in front of the bank she lost her footing and stepped on the gas instead of the brake and crashed through the window into the bank. The reason she went to the bank was deposit her rebate check from the car insurance company for safe driving.

@ An immigrant couple came to the US legally and worked and studied to become citizens. They waited a long time and one day Igor brought in the mail with the good news and told Katrina,” At last, At last. Now we are Americans.”  “Fine” she said turning from the kitchen sink, “now you can do the dishes.”

A man was driving through Oklahoma oil country wondering at all the oil rigs poking into the ground and up into the air. He stopped for a bite and got talking to one of the local men. He asked if it was true that many of the farmers had gotten rich by finding oil on their farms. The man said it was true and the oil business just took over the farms. The visitor asked, “Do you own a farm around here?” “Yeah” came the downbeat reply. “Are there any oil wells on it?” “Yeah, we have three good wells and they are producing several hundred barrels a day.”  The impressed visitor asked, “What are you going to do with all the money you are getting from your property now?” The farmer answered, “I am gonna buy me a farm that ain’t got no oil on it.”