November 28th Humor
*As the stranger enters a Tennessee country store he spots a sign saying “Beware of Dog” inside, he sees a harmless old hound asleep in the middle of the floor. “Is that the dog were supposed to be aware of?” He asked the owner. “That’s him,” comes the reply. “He doesn’t look dangerous to me. Why would you post that sign?” “Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him.”
“Dad, I just siphoned a couple of gallons of gas out of your car for car tonight. That is OK isn’t it”? “Sure it is OK, son. I bought that gas with your allowance for next week so run along and have a good time.”
It’s a real dilemma for millions of Americans: Do you spent 50 bucks for a dozen roses for your mom or for a full tank of gas to go visit her?