December 5th Humor
* When he was given a receipt for his traffic fine, A disgruntled defendant asked the clerk of courts “What am I supposed to do with this?” The quick witted clerk replied, “Keep it, when you get four of those, you get a bicycle.”
@ A man stopped at a South Dakota blood bank to make a donation. Afterward, he was resting on a cot and saw another donor, who appeared to be a Native American. The donor struck up a conversation and asked. “Do you live on the Sioux reservation up the road?” “Yes,” the man replied. “Are you a full-blooded Sioux?” “Well, actually, no.” said the man. “Right now I am a pint low.”
Sign at the edge of town. “You are now leaving Los Angeles county. Resume normal breathing.”