December 7th Humor
@ I was stationed in Panama and we had regular infantry patrols and drills in the hot equatorial jungle. We often complained that we could not have a refrigerator in our barracks like the non-com’s and the officers. I got orders to transfer to Camp Wainwright in Alaska and the guys kidded me that when I got up there I could find out what happened to our refrigerators in Panama. Sure enough when I got settled into the camp every enlisted barracks had a refrigerator.
# “I see by the paper that the concert you attended last night was a tremendous success.” “Yes, I guess so, I had no idea I was enjoying it so much at the time.”
@ An indicted employee at an elementary school made off with more than school supplies, she stole a refrigerator. She discovered the refrigerator wasn’t working when she got it home. So she called the school systems maintenance department. She must have thought the school system should be responsible for making sure the equipment ran properly at least before someone steals it.